Disaster Story Enthusiast Gifts

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Look! No hands!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Volcanic ash...

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Got it!"

Caution! Wet Floor.

Pack Your Bags

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Heavenwood

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

The tip of the iceberg

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

Castaway's bad luck.

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."