Disaster Drama Enthusiast Gifts

Pack Your Bags

"Well, Mr. Higgins, I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover natural disasters."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Got it!"

If only they'd taken it with them!

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Heavenwood

"Where's the fire, pal?"

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Caution! Wet Floor.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"We're saved!"

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

"Uh-oh, there go the dinosaurs."

Castaway's bad luck.

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

Devil causing tusnami, hurricanes and earthquakes.