Disaster Aficionados Gifts

"Today I'm so tired! There was an earthquake during my shift."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Volcanic ash...

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Got it!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

If only they'd taken it with them!

Caution! Wet Floor.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Pack Your Bags

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Heavenwood

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

Local Weather: There are no tsunamis predicted for your area...

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Castaway's bad luck.

Desert Island with quicksand.

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.