Disaster Lovers Gifts

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Pack Your Bags

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Heavenwood

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"We're saved!"

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.

Castaway's bad luck.

Mother Nature

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

Devil causing tusnami, hurricanes and earthquakes.

"Uh-oh, there go the dinosaurs."

"Public display of rejection"

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch