Disaster Preparedness Lover Gifts

Nuclear energy

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Hurricane damage to trees

Disasters

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Tornado Season in America.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

Where's the leak then?

Alberta on fire

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Flood Rescues

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Break Glass and Pull in the Event of Flaccid Pecs

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.

Help on the Way

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'