Disaster Preparedness Enthusiast Gifts

California's Problems

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

Japan's Nuclear Tsunami

Natural Disasters

Floods

Please remain calm.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Alberta on fire

Nuclear Leak.

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Where's the leak then?

Japan Avoids Radiation

New Riverside Flood Plain Housing Development

"Help! Ah, like. . . now. . ."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Hurricane damage to trees

Disasters

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

News: Flash Floods

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Natural Disaster This Way...

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

Flood Rescues

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."