Disaster Comedy Lover Gifts

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Water company bonus.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Suez Canal Curse

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Pack Your Bags

Luck

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"We're saved!"

"... Till death us do part."

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Forest Fire Hazard

Bowling ball coconuts

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'