Disaster Comedy Lover Mugs

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Water company bonus.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Luck

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'I can see the sea!'

"... Till death us do part."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"We're saved!"

Forest Fire Hazard

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'