Disaster Humor Fan Mugs

'I can see the sea!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

Forest Fire Hazard

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"... Till death us do part."

The tip of the iceberg

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Children and cat crashing on cart

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

'We survived the plane crash, but now an oil spill is heading our way.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'