Disaster Humor Fan Mugs

'I can see the sea!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Suez Canal Curse

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Luck

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"... Till death us do part."

Forest Fire Hazard

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

The tip of the iceberg

'We survived the plane crash, but now an oil spill is heading our way.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Children and cat crashing on cart

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."