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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

"You got this, Nana."

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Ahoy!"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Desert Island Water skiing.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'-and which commandment did you break?'

'Holy shit!'

Winter lunch.

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

Joan's gas problem wasn't getting any better!

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Relax. You act like you’ve never heard a woodpecker before."

'Hey - Great news! I've finally decided to sell you my house on the island!'

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice