Disaster Story Fan Mugs

The tip of the iceberg

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

On the brink.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The chosen few

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

A shark swims into a desert island.

Typical Monday