Comical Catastrophe Fan Mugs

Children and cat crashing on cart

"There goes our early night."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Ahoy!"

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

A shark swims into a desert island.

'Holy shit!'

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'I can see the sea!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

"... Till death us do part."

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

'We thought he was providing calm, thoughtful guidance through the financial crisis. Turns out he was just taking a nap.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'Hey, go find your own executive retreat!'