Comical Chaos Fan Mugs

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Computer Room.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Non-Drip ?

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"You get one every time you order something online."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'Try rebooting.'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

Car with upright Christmas tree.

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Children and cat crashing on cart

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

'Well, Doctor, what do I have and is it contagious?'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

Park: Sorry Full.

Hello, you have reached the Johnsons. All of our family members are currently busy sharing the events of their day. Please continue to hold, and the next available 4-year-old will be with you shortly. Machines Programmed for Telemarketers.

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.

"Close the door woman! There's a weasel outbreak!"

"*@~!*? cartoon jungle!"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

Mall Santa

I'm starting to think this guy has no idea how to play darts.