Chaos Fan Mugs

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Computer Room.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Non-Drip ?

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

City centre pub.

"Hell: The Airport"

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"What?"

"You get one every time you order something online."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'