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I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Computer Room.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Non-Drip ?

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

City centre pub.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Hell: The Airport"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'