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"Wow! You need professional help."

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Help! Lifeguard! I'm drowning in a sea of people!'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"It's the last day of school. We have to clean out our desks."

(Visual gag) Fish Oil - Olive Oil - Turmoil / A messed up man suffering from his own personal turmoil getting a couple of bottles of TURMOIL

Chaos theory (office) - only 12 more days until all hell breaks loose.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

Horse and Ponies for Sale

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Extreme Birthdays.

"Miss Collins, get me my PR man!"

Dog's Destruction

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

I think I've found the answer.

'Dude, get the boat out, I just got the rest of the afternoon off!'

'Have you seen a bull?'

'Oh dear! Something tells me it's going to be one of those days!'

"In the midst of chaos, Larry is the clear voice of reason. Get him the hell out of here."

'He gets like that at these out of town conventions.'

"The universe tends towards chaos."

Another fine mess by Ace Construction.

Unbridled Fiddle Faddle.

'Good heavens! That was some action-packed movie!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Why can't you live a life of quiet desperation like everyone else?'

An accident waiting to happen.

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'When Billy grows up he wants to be a fireman!'

'Larry, have you seen the prospectus of our new 'chaos fund'? It should do well in the event of a global financial collapse.'