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'All right, fellow anarchists, synchronize your watches.'

'Heads up!!'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Hello everyone, this week's lecture is all about Chaos Theory..."

'Sir, for the last two hours your constant cries of pain have been disturbing the other people in the waiting room. Please stop.'

Billy's clean room.

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

Parking

"Must it be a frenzy every time you feed?"

'The show must go on!!'

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

"The kids are older; they're sleeping through, life's getting easier. We should probably have another baby so we still have an excuse for being a hot mess."

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

Thank you for not Feng Shuing.

'You don't want to be doing this during rush hour. That would be stupid.'

'What happens when a body is immersed in hot water?'

Face painting.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.