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Too many coxes.

Butterfly Auction

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

'I don't think this court reporting machine is user friendly.'

'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'

A tattoo? That's so strange...did I get drunk last night?

Paging for a Doctor

Child is punished in china shop for breaking products.

"You fool! I said pillage! Pillage and burn!"

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

'All present and accounted for.'

Dog eats picnic.

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Mass beheadings, starving migrants, bomb-ravaged cities...some days it's all worth it."

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Face painting.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."