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Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Filers should not marry pilers.

'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Seasonal Overlap

A combustion of chemists

'Looks like another obedience school gave up.'

Baby throwing cans of food around in supermarket,

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

Horse accidents

'David, call you back. Something's come up.'

'Oh no! Research and development are on a test run.'

Gremlins wreck a washing machine.

Animal House.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

TAKE A BREAK!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"He's not spoiled. He's free-range."

"The name's Frankie Scenario. Those who know me just call me 'Worst-case'!"

Viva Las Vegas.

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"Tag sale next door!"

A man in a barrel goes down a waterfall

Low Tide

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."