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'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Hey, the line forms at the fear!"

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Hurdler going the wrong way.

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

Baby feeding frenzy

Devil

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Cinemuck

Unrest Area.

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'Food fight!'

"Hell: The Airport"

City centre pub.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats