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"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!"

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Cinemuck

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Food fight!'

"Hell: The Airport"

City centre pub.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"I love what you've done to the place."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.