Chart Chaos Lovers Pillows

"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!"

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Cinemuck

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hell: The Airport"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

City centre pub.

'Food fight!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"I love what you've done to the place."

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.