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'Santa's gone ROGUE!'

Floyd Foinsapp loses himself in the holiday season.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Santa's Problem

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

"Happy Christmas!"

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!"

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

Father Christmas and Rudolph

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

The Christmas Cleanup

Xmas wrapping paper blower.