Christmas Chaos Connoisseur T-Shirts

'The Angst!...The dread...The fear of not getting it right...'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Spontaneous Kombucha

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Jumping Dogs

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

The appointed time

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Big Brother.

"Happy Christmas!"

Nerve-racking Chanukah moments

Times of the day - Night.

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

"You're so organized!"

Santa's Problem