Christmas Chaos Lover T-Shirts

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

Santa's Problem

'Merry Christmas' Unbalanced fairy atop Christmas ree

Santa Accident

Face painting.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Cinemuck

'Food fight!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Fetching some bread

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

A mad scientist.