Chaos Lovers Gifts

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Hey, the line forms at the fear!"

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Hurdler going the wrong way.

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

Baby feeding frenzy

Devil

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Cinemuck

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

City centre pub.