Chaos Theory Lover Gifts

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Face painting.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Why markets crash.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

Cinemuck

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'