Chaos Theory Lover Gifts

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Face painting.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Why markets crash.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Cinemuck

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Food fight!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Chaos Theory Conference.