Chaos Lover Gifts

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"

'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'

Filers should not marry pilers.

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

Seasonal Overlap

A combustion of chemists

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Horse accidents

Baby throwing cans of food around in supermarket,

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

TAKE A BREAK!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'I think a PowerPoint presentation would have sufficed for your project on the Big Bang Theory Jenkins!!'

Animal House.

'Looks like another obedience school gave up.'

"He's not spoiled. He's free-range."

'Oh no! Research and development are on a test run.'

'David, call you back. Something's come up.'

"The name's Frankie Scenario. Those who know me just call me 'Worst-case'!"

Gremlins wreck a washing machine.

Dali Paints His Dreams

Fluffy takes on string theory.

"Tell Barnes to shred the documents. We've had some complaints about him burning them."

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

A game of Twister.

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

A concrete crew is pouring concrete over foreman.

'Please hurry! My husband will be home any minute!'