Whimsical Chaos Lover Gifts

'Food fight!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Cinemuck

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

A mad scientist.

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'