Crafty Chaos Lover Gifts

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Fetching some bread

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

A catch-all is born.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Falling for art

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle