Artistic Chaos Lover Gifts

The Painter

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Cinemuck

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Is this 'pollocks'."

Fetching some bread

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

A catch-all is born.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."