Creative Chaos Aficionado Gifts

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Steadman - The Early Years.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

Speech - no, he's going to ask his boss for a rise.

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"Too busy."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Paint fight art!

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

Drawing board disaster.

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'