Creative Chaos Appreciators Gifts

Drawing board disaster.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

Steadman - The Early Years.

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Too busy."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

Paint fight art!

Studying Fire Behavior

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'