Creative Chaos Embracer Gifts

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Summertime.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Every class has one. . .

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

'He's doing it again.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Falling for art

Courtney Love

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Paint fight art!

"Too busy."

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'