Creative Chaos Embracer Gifts

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Summertime.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Every class has one. . .

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

'He's doing it again.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

Falling for art

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Steadman - The Early Years.

Courtney Love

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Too busy."

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Paint fight art!