Chaos Embracers Gifts

'No, the chaos theory does not account for the state of your room.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

'He's doing it again.'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

'I'm all about quantity.'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'