Desk Chaos Embracer Gifts

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Summertime.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Friday 5.30pm.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

I'll be back.

'He's doing it again.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

While you were out...

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Courtney Love

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Accountancy

"I have a system."