Master Of Desk Chaos Gifts

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

man juggling career, home and children

'Pictures of your family?'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"I have a system."

'911!'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

I suggest you call technical support.

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

InOut.

Easy Swivel Chair Company

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

Morning Vacuum

"Miss Harris, make me a bunch of appointments I can't possibly keep."