Desk Chaos Masters Gifts

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Pictures of your family?'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"I have a system."

'911!'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

I suggest you call technical support.

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

"I like to be disciplined about my writing, sharpening my pencils and organising my desk in the morning which leaves me time for writers block after lunch and a nervous breakdown in the evening."

InOut.

Easy Swivel Chair Company

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

Morning Vacuum

Ernie gives this job one hundred percent --- at about the rate of two percent a week.

'Sir, Tri - cities products on lines 1, 2 and 3.'

"The board thought it was a good idea at the time."