Desk Chaos Masters Gifts

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Pictures of your family?'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"I have a system."

'911!'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

I suggest you call technical support.

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

"I like to be disciplined about my writing, sharpening my pencils and organising my desk in the morning which leaves me time for writers block after lunch and a nervous breakdown in the evening."

InOut.

Easy Swivel Chair Company

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

'Sir, Tri - cities products on lines 1, 2 and 3.'

Morning Vacuum

"The board thought it was a good idea at the time."

"I told you what I was going to tell you, then I told you, then I told you what I told you. Where did I lose you?"