Desk Distraction Master Gifts

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Pizza time.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Pictures of your family?'

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Procrastinator's Leap.

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Working from home

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

'What's procrastination?'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.