Desk Maestro Gifts

'Pictures of your family?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

A Day In The Kitchen

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

Creative entrepreneur at work

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Streaming"

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Project Manager Showdown

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."