Pc Maestro Gifts

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Business Vacation.

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

'Pictures of your family?'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Spinning Plates!