Video Game Maestro Gifts

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Trout Game

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Party games.

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

Official Support Groups

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

Piano desk.

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Organist

Conducting a blue bird.

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

Whack - a - mole.