Console Maestro Gifts

"Looks like they're still on that bloody playstation"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I see the downsizing continues."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Internet Cafe.

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

The Royal Wii.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Four Tops in Concert

"Speed reader...?"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Business Vacation.

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Musical Bicycle.

One Thing / Another

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.