Console Maestro T-Shirts

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"I see the downsizing continues."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Creative entrepreneur at work

Internet Cafe.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

The Four Tops in Concert

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Business Vacation.

Musical Bicycle.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

One Thing / Another

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"