Mouse Maestro T-Shirts

'I like to mix up my exercise routine. Sometimes I right click. Sometimes I double click...'

Mousetrap.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Baby Piano

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I see the downsizing continues."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

Violin Player

Model Building

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Take a bow!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"Speed reader...?"

The Four Tops in Concert

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Hello?"

"... and come out fighting, boys."