Microphone Maestro T-Shirts

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

"I am boomer. . . Hear me whine!"

French Horn Microphones

'Fantastic! Stupendous! Masterly! Mind blowing! Polished! Unbeatable! Amazing! Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The Poet.

Moon crooner

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Charles Barkley

The Four Tops in Concert

Karaoke.

Tom Waits.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Annoucement

Alice Cooper

'Karaoke, Karaoke - How I love Karaoke!'

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

Recording Studio

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Mac realizes he used the wrong microphone password.'

The Karaoke Kid.

Football Commentator

An official making a speech at a press conference.

'Your fellow employees are complaining, Mort, so you have to practice your Karaoke elsewhere.'

The Singer

Al Sharpton

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Smokey Robinson caricature.

Samantha Fish

Joe Franklin

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Can You Spot the Differences?