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Natalie Merchant

double dannys

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

The No No No's

Dialogue

Four children playing the flute.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Kultural K9's.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Malcolm Sargent

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Hollywood producer.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."