Lyrical Maestros T-Shirts

"They'd stop if we told them rap was poetry."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

The No No No's

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Four children playing the flute.

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Kultural K9's.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Malcolm Sargent

May your Christmas be full of harmony

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'