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"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

'Ugh Not Again!'

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

"Oh, for Pete's sake! He walks the walk and he talks the talk...MUST he also sing the songs?"

"This next song's about pain."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

The Dangers of Musical Notes.

'Actually I'm self-taught.'

Octopus on Keys.

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

Flute-a-licious.

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

Musical Ski Lift

'I'm singing in disdain...'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'My staff and I are in conference right now trying to find a harmonious solution to the problem.'

Conducting a football referee.

Predatory Pianos.

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Napoleon Conductor

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

The Mikado

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

One Man Band.

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

Sitar

Bela Bartok.

Piano Shop.

'A shoddy piece of work.'