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"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded.

Tune Up Shop.

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

'Ugh Not Again!'

"Oh, for Pete's sake! He walks the walk and he talks the talk...MUST he also sing the songs?"

"This next song's about pain."

'Actually I'm self-taught.'

The Dangers of Musical Notes.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Flute-a-licious.

Octopus on Keys.

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

'I'm singing in disdain...'

Cat inside piano.

Musical Ski Lift

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Conducting a football referee.

'My staff and I are in conference right now trying to find a harmonious solution to the problem.'

Predatory Pianos.

Benjamin Britten

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

A pinata filled with musical notes.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'A shoddy piece of work.'

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

One Man Band.

'Why does London Bridge keep falling down? Sounds like lawsuit material to me!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'You're so lucky! I wish I could join a marching band too...'