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Alberich

A Symphony of Penguins

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Hildegard von Bingen

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Kultural K9's.

Three Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Malcolm Sargent

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'